Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Tastes Just Like Chicken

Mom doesn't like turkey so the only time we ever have any in the house is when she visits Dad's family on Turkey Day. This year they didn't go so I didn't get my turkey. I was very upset.

There are lots of wild turkeys up where we live and I see them constantly outside the big window in the living room. For months, I've been working on a plan to get outside and nab one of those suckers for myself. Then Mom told me yesterday that she was driving along and saw a turkey fly across the road. They can fly? Damn. Now I'm going to have to change my plans. My calculations did not include turkeys that can fly. Bah.

~ Monkee

2 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wild turkeys sound like they would be fun to watch hanging out...

Camie's Kitties said...

You just need to sneak up on them and nab them before they can fly away.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade