Thursday, December 29, 2005

People wonder why we had a very simple Christmas tree this year: we have two psycho cats that run around destroying everything.

This year, we put up the tiny tree because we were afraid that the big tree would get knocked down a lot. Smart move. So far--and mind you the tree has only been up since the 22nd--the tree has been knocked down four times. I'm so thankful we didn't put any ornaments on it, only lights. Even still, we manged to lose the star on top of the tree the second night, and I'm constantly catching the cats munching on the lights and the branches. What's worse? I've found pieces of the fake evergreen "leaves" in their poop. God. The tree is going down today, back into its box.

Oh...and by the way...Loki and Monkee have a new nickname for the pair of them: Doofi (pronounced doof-eye). It's the plural for doofus. It's like the plural for fungus is fungi. Doofus is Doofi. LOL.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Why does mommy always hafta take pictures of me? I was sleeping and all of a sudden I hear the clickies of the camera. She says I'm too cute to not take pictures of. OK I guess. Here's the picture she took of me under the Chrissymas tree.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Ooooh! Mommy gots me my own profile so I can blog on my own with my own name and stuff. Yippee! She says it's one of my Chrissymas presents so I don't have to fight with the grump for the computer. I feel so special!

And...and...and...what's really cool? Mommy and Daddy puts up the Chrissymas tree the other night and I got to play with it! Mommy said they weren't putting any ornyments on the tree 'cause she was afraid me and Monkee would try to break them, whatever they are. I don't care 'cause I'm having way too much fun chewing on the tree. It's really yummy.

And...and...and...Mommy said that Santa Claws is coming tonight. I don't know who that is but he's supposed to bring us presents and gifties and such. I hope I get more of those special catnip balls that Mommy brings home from the Kitty store. They are nice and soft so I can carry them in my mouth and they smell sooooooo good. I really likes them.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Last night Darren and I put up our little Christmas tree. Because of the Stooges, we opted to not put up our normal 6' tree (especially after finding Fizzy in the middle of it last year). This time we got a little 3 1/2' tree from Wal-Mart to put on the table in the office to try to bring in some sort of "holiday cheer" to our apartment. Within five minutes, Loki, Monkee and Fizzy were all chewing on the tree. Ugh. Then again, I knew this was going to happen. So now I keep the spray bottle close at hand and give them a quick squirt if they even think of chewing on the tree.

I'm just amazed that the tree was still standing this morning!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

The Three Stooges. That's their new nickname.

Last night, as I was trying to fall asleep, I heard a crash in the other bedroom. When I went in to see what the cats had done this time, I saw Loki, Monkee, and Fizzy sitting on the table with this "Who? Me?" look on their faces. It was at that point that I realized they reminded me of the Three Stooges. Monkee is the smart one, the trouble maker, so he's Moe. Loki is the big dumb one, hence Curly. Finally, there is Fizzy who just does what everybody else is doing so she's Larry.

Don't get me wrong. I'm glad to see the three of them having so much fun together. I just envision loads of destruction in my future. LOL.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

LOKI: Mommy hasn't been feeling good lately so me and Fizzy decided that we was going to make her feel better by keeping her nice and toasty warm. It musta helped 'cause she was smiling when Daddy took this picture. I like it when she's all happy.