Saturday, November 26, 2011

Monkee Flinging Poo

Mom made me go to the V-E-T yesterday. I should've known something was up when she locked me in the bedroom for a bit and then carried me downstairs. Once I saw the PTU (prisoner transport unit), I knew I was in trouble. I put up my best fight but you see, I haven't been feeling too well. I've had bad poo. I mean really bad. Mom was really worried about me so she wanted to get me checked out. The problem? I didn't leave a stool sample for her to bring to the V-E-T. I'm sorry, I'm not a poo-on-command type of guy.

Anyways, when we get to the V-E-T, I didn't want out of the PTU. Who does? We all know what's coming next: poking and prodding and getting suck with sharp needle thingies. Well, when Mom finally got me out of the PTU, I was not going to hold it in any long and pooed all over the place. This included on Mom, the V-E-T and his assistant. Yes, you can add in a monkey flinging poo joke here. I'm sorry but my tummy has been acting up and I was stuck in a PTU for hours [mom: a whole 15 minutes]. At least they got the stool sample they wanted so badly. I got a good laugh out of it 'cause they were swearing up a storm at the mess and the stink. Well, that's what they get for tormenting me.

I've got to remember this trick the next time I'm forced to go to the V-E-T.

Mom: Monkee is doing OK. The vet thinks he may have a form of IBS and gave him a cortisone shot to treat it. We'll see how he's doing over the next couple of days. Ironically, for a boy with bad poops, he managed to gain weight.


Cheysuli and gemini said...

We are glad that your vet visit is over. Vet visits are always best OVER.

Katnip Lounge said...

oh, our BAD Mommy is laughing about some book named "Brown Spots on the Wall" by Who Flung Poo!!!

Purrs for your upset tummy, Monkee.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

MOL! Well, they wanted poo and you gave it to them! I hope the shot makes you feel better.

Fuzzy Tales said...

Good job, Monkee! If they wanted a stool sample, they sure got one!

Purrs for you to be better soon!

The Island Cats said...

Monkee, we are impressed with your ability to hold your poo until you got out of the PTU!! You did what all us cats dream about doing!!

But seriously, we hope you feel better soon.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Ha ha ha! Good for you, Monkee. Show 'em who's boss! If they want poo, they HAS poo!!